Doug Stanhope at the Trocadero in Philadelphia, PA October 18th 2008
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Doug Stanhope at the Trocadero in Philadelphia, PA October 18th 2008
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@n0s1r But there is proof of evolution and no proof of God, shouldn’t all agnostics be atheists then?
@pyrix I disagree.. yes gnostic the word is based on the idea of direct knowledge of the divine, but in reality it is part of a tradition and a belief system which is essentially pantheistic..
funny shit as always Doug. Enjoyed the drinks with ya after your Calgary show.
@pyrix it’s just when you say “. . .you have no concept of what ag. . is” It comes off sounding like I was somehow incapable of understanding it. Anyway. Meme poster puts it well: “Atheism: Look, nobody really knows where all this shit came from. But I think i’d rather trust the dudes in labcoats who aren’t demanding I get up early every sunday to overdress and apologize for being human.”
@TheAliceShow I was not saying it ‘was’ some high minded concept. Your statement made it seem that you didn’t understand that agnosticism is ‘only’ not knowing.
@pyrix No dude. I understand it perfectly. It’s not some high-minded, superior intellectual concept. All it is, is “I don’t know”. Big fucking deal. Yeah, nobody knows. No shit. All it amounts to is turning off your bullshit detector when it comes to religion. That genius n0s1r made my arguement for me below: “No, because Batman can be proven to be a fictional character.” You don’t get it. Nobody has to prove Batman is fictional. YOU have to prove he is real. Agnostics are asshats.
@TheAliceShow Once again, you’re wrong. Gnosticism is to know or not to know something. It has nothing to do with believing. So you don’t understand it. If you don’t believe me, look it up on Wikipedia. Because from your statement you have no concept of what agnisticism is.
Nice.
@pyrix Doug was an agnostic for years before he became an atheist. So I’m sure he understands the concept pretty well. Agnosticism is bullshit is because it allows the logical fallacy of having to prove a negative. I could say a giant, invisible snapping turtle is doing backflips on an asteroid in the center of the Andromeda galaxy and demands we sacrfice a virgin every year or he’ll destroy us. An atheist says “bullshit, prove it” An agnostic says, “well, gee we can’t disprove it so, i dunno”
@n0s1r Yeah I agree, I love Doug to death, but he has no actual knowledge of what agnosticism actually is. Agnostic is not some retarded middleground. I’m an Agnostic Atheist. I don’t know if there is a god, but I don’t believe in one either.
Sorry, but the “Batman” analogy for an agnostic doesn’t fit.
If you said to an agnostic “so you believe there MIGHT be a Batman” the agnostic would look at you like were insane and say “No, because Batman can be proven to be a fictional character. I can even show you a photo of the man who invented the concept of Batman”.
An agnostic simply requires proof for ANY claim. If you claim something isn’t true we tell you to prove it, and if you can’t we tell you to shut the fuck up until you can.
@pinktac0o What truth? And what are you talking about???
” face yourself face your shadow be able to eat from the tree of life and the tree of knowledge keep the snake in check.”
Non-sense!
@adamal93 mainstream science sure . adam you think your slick ha please dude go play your guitar. the truth lies inside of all of us and we all know it we’re just to afraid of ourselves and what we might find. face yourself face your shadow be able to eat from the tree of life and the tree of knowledge keep the snake in check.
@pinktac0o science is for retarded people
@Pleblian you have a small misunderstanding of the meaning of the word agnostic.
gnostic-knowing agnostic-not knowing
you can be an agnostic theist/atheist, or a gnostic theist/atheist., but you cannot be an “agnostic” I know its just nitpicking though.
@jolanator
Today’s leaders (including Obama) suck so badly that I *hope* they’re Christians.
I’m an agnostic because I don’t know what I don’t know…
atheist are sure of what they don’t know… which takes a leap of faith
the sad thing is we prob have atheist leaders right now who could step forward and but they wont because the christian right would never reelect them. this makes no sense conidering our founding fathers(most of them anyway) were secular atheists and deists at best. hell tomas jefferson re-wrote the bible and took all of the magic hocus pocus out of it so that jesus was just a normal man which is all he ws, thats even if he ever existed in the first place. End religion end war.
@diabloblanco0819 stupid people gravitate towards religion and religion makes smart people think stupid. its both and its a horrible truth.
@freshh1988 Retards tend to think justification isn’t needed after a statement… I liked the lolllll as well if it were an ironic comment then you win but it isn’t so you don’t.
this guy is a drunk retard lolllll
@alicePlagueDoctor the word is considered a disability but I see it more of a virus that infects the mind at a early age and to break awake takes some serious thinking and questioning, not everyone is ready. its not just your dad my mother is the same christian to the bone im a lost soul to her. but im fine
i know what i want out of life and know my self and my abilities.
@pinktac0o not even remotely fair. im agnostic so if i die and some huge cloud of smoke and a shining light goes oh btw was here all the time il be like yeah soz wasnt totaly convinced.
but no. its not fair. my dads really christian. he’s not retarded. he’s just been brought up with a set of beliefs and he sees no reason to think otherwise. but he doesnt sit on his arse yelling all science is phony.
i think what you mean is creationism and fundamentalism is for retarded people.
afuckingmen
@Lithiumz …. I agree his view is realistic. But to honestly be a person with independant thought and to be surrounded by human cattle your entire life is going to leave a chip on your shoulder, is it not ? The statement I originally made was not for a person such as yourself who thinks, it was for the type of person who actually thinks true comedy is Jay Leno, Sinbad, or some random shit like that . So then they comment on his emotion instead of the subject becuse they can’t feel themselves.